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May 8, 2010

H.P. Lovecraft’s Zany Mini Golf

From Peter C., we're getting the spiritual successor to Mario Golf:
H.P. Lovecraft’s Zany Mini Golf
Putt your way through Cyclopean towers steeped in eldritch horror!
Co-op mode pairs you with Shub Niggurath, The Goat of a Thousand Young
OMG, your great grandfather was a fish!

Reason # 26,934 as to why video games are interesting: I will play a golf video game. I am bored by the actual sport but if I can tee off as a ghost or perhaps an ambulatory plant, I will don my tam o'shanter.

I went a little goofy with this box. I was prepared to try some teeth-grindingly wacky Zoo Tycoon-type art but I figured I should stay true to Mr. Harry Potter Lovecraft's original mood of sinking horror. On top on a mini golf game. See? There is zero way to stay un-goofy.

Would I play this? Well... I DO like the idea of golfing as an elder god but it stretches my emotional essence thin. Maybe a rental.

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